they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Tracks
Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
(Source: peroxideprincess)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
When explaining to my mom I get to see fall out boy in two weeks:
Me: two weeks till fall out boy!
Mom: you mean fall out boys?
Me: no… Singular
Mom: well what happened to the test of them??
You would think after this long she’d know by now..
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
i can’t wait until summer when i can sit at home with the blinds closed listening to fall out boy and eating ice cream all day that’s the life
(Source: dior--homie)
